Category: Baaaad

  • Lice

    You had lice for the first (and hopefully last) time. We saw it in your hair after you had been complaining of itching. Daddy went to the pharmacy and got lice shampoo right away, and a thin comb. I cut your hair quite a bit, it was very long, waist-length, and I got it cut to shoulder-length. You cried at first thinking I was going to cut it short like a boy, then you calmed down when you saw that it was still “girl’s hair”.

  • Poop blowout

    You were playing with Papa and he didn’t notice you had a poopy diaper. He picked you up to show you a bird outside the window and poop came out of the diaper. He took you upstairs to get you to the bathroom to clean you up and I went to help. I had to put you in the shower because there was a lot of poop coming out. Then Papa noticed there was a ton of poop on his shirt and the night gown you were wearing. It was a gross mess! You really need to learn how to use the toilet.